Television Without Stupidity

Fruit of the Poisonous Tree: Mirror, Mirror on the wall, don't you have a lot of gall?

Jury Duty: After returning from jury duty, Jim has some explaining to do. But not as much as Angela.

Bringing Out The Dead: It's a family affair.

Auditions #7: St. Louis: American Idol finds some talent in the city under the arch -- namely Carrie Underwood, seven years ago.

Clothes Off Your Back: The designers have to find muses and then take their clothes, creating a dip in the number of people who would like to be muses.

Medallion: Adam has a huge birthday bash planned for him and Melissa gets hooked on drugs. All in a day.

If/Then: If we were in Opposite Land, where Ellis was alive, Richard was Meredith's father, and Mere was a generally happy person, would the day still end with her doing tequila shots and picking up Derek in a bar? Well, wonder no more.

Jury Duty: Which lie is worse: claiming you were in jury duty last week, or claiming your husband sired your child? Yes, we thought so too.

Nothing But Nice: The Situation suffers a nervous breakdown and his zipper follows suit, exposing Little Sitch to everyone in the house. JWOWW also sees her relationship with Roger break down. And Snooki has problems downtown.

It Just Got Normal: In which we're reminded this show exists.

Forced Perspective: No double-universe team-up this week. Instead, Earth Prime Fringe investigate a girl who can predict people’s deaths, and she sketches a picture of this show at the end of Season 4.

Auditions No. 6: Portland, Oregon: An hour of exceptional singing, performing and trolling for sympathy votes.

Bike, Borrow, and Steal: The cheftestants have to compete in a pointless Amazing Race-type challenge and I wish they would just let them cook some food.

A Kiss Before Lying: Stepsister Kate's first day at school is interrupted by a complicated collision of deadly schemes and Mean Girl resentments.

Good Taste Tastes Good: The designers are required to design looks based on colors and flavors of gelato. In six hours. At least there's no time to binge.

Dead Man Talking: The teen detectives get their first break in the case: Derek is the snake! Less than 24 hours later, everything blows up in their faces when Derek turns up dead.

Cal Sweeney: A handsome thief from 1963 shows up in the present day and proves he's no match for modern seat belt laws.

Runaways: A young lady named Callie doesn't live with her parents. Also, she might have an aneurysm or something.

It Just Got Normal: In which we're reminded this show exists.

Season 13, Episode 5: Oh my God, for real.